Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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