Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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