Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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