I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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