I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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