More tranny stories later!
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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