Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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