Duck Duck Cougar?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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