We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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