She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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