This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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