I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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