You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
