I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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