Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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