i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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