Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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