Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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