I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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