there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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