And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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