So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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