She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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