why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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