Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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