Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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