just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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