my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am midnight drunk by noon
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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