So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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