I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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