too bad you live with your parents still
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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