"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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