they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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