dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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