Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
