if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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