I heard we made out
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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