You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
