Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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