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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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