In the future we'll all be gay
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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