you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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