There was a lot of him and a little penis
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
