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Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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