Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
this will be a night to untag.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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