Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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