So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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