I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Drake has all the answers
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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