If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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