i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
