You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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